Ferris: "If you're not over here in fifteen
minutes, you can find a new best friend."
Cameron: "You've been saying that since the fifth grade."
Ferris: "Hi. Do you speak English?"
Garage Attendant: "What country do you think this is?"
"Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies,
dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude." - Grace
"Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person
should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in The Beatles, I just
believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus and I'd still have to bum rides off
of people." - Ferris
"The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom; I'm a big
believer in it. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a dead lock, but, uh... you get a nervous mother,
you could wind up in a doctor's office. That's worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning
and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school. " - Ferris
"Cameron has never been in love - at least, nobody's ever been in love with him. If things don't
change for him, he's gonna marry the first girl he lays, and she's gonna treat him like shit, because she will have given
him what he has built up in his mind as the end-all, be-all of human existence. She won't respect him, 'cause you can't respect
somebody who kisses your ass. It just doesn't work. " - Ferris
"LIFE MOVES PRETTY FAST. IF YOU DON'T STOP AND TAKE A LOOK AROUND ONCE IN A WHILE, YOU COULD MISS
IT." - Ferris Bueller